
Objects in the Mirror #2: Art Fair Incident
One look into his black, dead-fish eyes and I knew that I was far more likely to be found rotting…

One look into his black, dead-fish eyes and I knew that I was far more likely to be found rotting…

I guess one necrotic art organization has to tell a lie or two to get money from the next necrotic…

Nowadays, between late-night massages, morning tennis lessons and afternoons at the yacht club, I barely have time to be a…

Unfortunately, the Art Death system has no use for artists who say things like Satan has personally authorized me to…

If I don't have to worry about oversensitive nuts seeking vengeance, criticizing art will be fun, like torturing anything that…